BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk Confronts Beyoncé, “You Should Be Fined For Impersonating A Country Artist”

Elon Musk and Beyoncé crossed paths at a high-profile music festival, where Queen Bey was set to perform. As they exchanged pleasantries backstage, Elon suddenly spoke up, “Beyoncé, I have to say, I’m a huge fan of your music, but I’m also a bit confused.” Beyoncé raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “What do you mean, Elon?” she asked.

Elon took a deep breath before launching into his critique. “Well, I’ve been listening to your latest album, and I couldn’t help but notice that you’re experimenting with country sounds. Now, I’m all for innovation, but I think you should be fined for impersonating a country artist!” The room fell silent, with Beyoncé’s team exchanging shocked glances.

Beyoncé, known for her quick wit and sass, smiled sweetly at Elon before responding, “Well, I think it’s time for you to update your Spotify playlists, Elon! Country music is all about storytelling, and I’m just telling my truth. Besides, I think the fine should be on you for impersonating a music critic!” The room erupted in laughter, and Elon, realizing he’d been out-sassed, grinned and nodded in respect. “Touché, Queen Bey. Touché.”