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**“BREAKING: White House Confirms ‘Operation Wedding Bell’ as Barron Trump Tapped for Strategic Marriage to Kim Ju Ae in Bold TikTok-Brokered Peace Treaty; UN Reportedly Replaced by Pinterest Board as World Leaders Embrace 18th-Century Alliance Diplomacy 2.0
The internet has officially entered its diplomatic era.
After previously floating the idea that Barron Trump should marry a Danish princess to “secure Greenland,” social media has now upgraded the strategy. Netizens are jokingly suggesting he should marry Kim Ju Ae, the daughter of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, for the sake of world peace.
Forget sanctions and summits. According to the internet, the real path to global stability is apparently teenage royal matchmaking and 18th-century style alliances.
At this point, social media seems convinced that international diplomacy just needs better wedding planners.
The internet has officially entered its diplomatic era.
After previously floating the idea that Barron Trump should marry a Danish princess to “secure Greenland,” social media has now upgraded the strategy. Netizens are jokingly suggesting he should marry Kim Ju Ae, the daughter of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, for the sake of world peace.
Forget sanctions and summits. According to the internet, the real path to global stability is apparently teenage royal matchmaking and 18th-century style alliances.
At this point, social media seems convinced that international diplomacy just needs better wedding planners.
**“BREAKING: White House Confirms ‘Operation Wedding Bell’ as Barron Trump Tapped for Strategic Marriage to Kim Ju Ae in Bold TikTok-Brokered Peace Treaty; UN Reportedly Replaced by Pinterest Board as World Leaders Embrace 18th-Century Alliance Diplomacy 2.0
GLOBAL WAR ALERT: Iran Declares ‘No Sanctuary’ — American Soldiers Hiding in Luxury Hotels Will Still Be TARGETED as Middle East Teeters on Full-Scale Conflict!”
Happening now: Dear Republicans, Listen to me VERY closely… Bring Barack Obama in for questioning. Subpoena him NOW!
JUST IN AND UNUSUAL : Saudi Arabia has said it will respond militarily to Iran if attacks on US bases in the kingdom continue – CNN
IT’S OVER! : Reports out of Israel state the Ayatollah is DEAD, and Israeli forces claim to have located his body.
Khamenei’s daughter and grandchild killed in attacks, state media says
Prayer for Our Troops at War in Iran Heavenly Father, We come to You today lifting up our American troops who are at war in Iran. They are in dangerous situations, facing real threats, and carrying heavy responsibility.
JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇦🇪 Iranian attack strikes Dubai airport.
Breaking: Iran Threatens Major Attack on USS Abraham Lincoln as U.S. Forces Brace for Conflict” Iranian Forces Said to Prepare Assault on U.S. Aircraft Carrier”
Statement by The Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu: “My brothers and sisters, citizens of Israel, a short while ago, Israel and the United States embarked on an operation to remove the existential threat posed by the terrorist regime in Iran.
The war will not truly end until the mission is completed. And it will be completed soon. VERY SOON.🇮🇷⌛️